Villainous Times This Just In II

     Our Prime Minister was discovered to be a prosthetic human being, a marionette, Artificial Intelligence if you will. Built by Syncrude, spawned from the tailing ponds in Aurora North. That's right folks, our prime minister, or the current version of him, is made primarily of oil.

In the future we hope to confirm what version of Mr. Harper is currently in office, hopefully a new one hasn't been grown and supplanted every time a major investment that rapes our planets is proposed and subsequently signed, but his Kyoto Burning hands. However, at this time we can confirm that the Prime Minister only uses fuel from the so called 'ethical oil' that comes from the Tar Sands.

In earnest anticipation of,